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AN UNRULY TONGUE -PSALM 12:1-8 KEY VERSE:"They speak vanity every one with his neighbour: with flattering lips and with a double heart do they speak" (Psalm 12:2). Disappointments, disagreements and destruction are some of the tragic occurrences in human history. These are often associated with the misuse of the tongue. Yet, it is quite surprising that many people have not learnt to refrain from unguarded speech. The Psalmist raised some issues that are crucial to the happiness of all people. With genuine concern,

SEEDS OF DESTINY By Dr. Paul Enenche- Tuesday, 28 February 2017 TOPIC- THE TRAGEDY OF COMPETITION SCRIPTURE: If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen? And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also. 1 John 4:20-21 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The presence of strife is the absence of God. One of the dangerous tragedies of life and destiny is competition. This is because unhealthy competition limits a man’s destiny. It is not possible to be the person you are meant to be as long as you are struggling to become like another person. You cannot become who you are meant to become when your major focus in life is to undo,

OUR Daily Bread Devotional February 28, 2017- A Chuckle in the Darkness TOPIC- A Chuckle in the Darkness Read: John 11:17–27 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 In a Washington Post article titled “Tech Titans’ Latest Project: Defy Death,” Ariana Cha wrote about the efforts of Peter Thiele and other tech moguls to extend human life indefinitely. They’re prepared to spend billions on the project. They are a little late. Death has already been defeated! Jesus said, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never

OPEN HEAVENS 2017 IMPEDIMENTS TO PRAYER – Tuesday February 28th 2017 Memorise: If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me: Psalm 66:18 Read: Isaiah 59:1-4 (King James Version) 1 Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear: 2 But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear. 3 For your hands are defiled with blood, and your

Pastor E.A Adeboye’s Birthday Triggers 75hrs Praise Yesterday the 27th of February 2017, marks the beginning of the 75hrs Marathon Messiah Praise at the Redemption Camp In Celebration of the General Overseer Of The Redeemed Christian Church Of God’s birthday. The most Amazing news is that many worshipers and participants of this glorious concert has taking a week off work, In other to honor the Almighty God on behalf of one of the great men of our age,

Music : Kelvin – Chioma | @KELVIN_ONUKU Kelvin is one of Nigeria’s most promising gospel music artiste, a skillful and versatile song writer. He has just released a new single titled ”Chioma”. Chioma is a song that expresses Gods love towards us

Apostle Johnson Suleman Gifts Wife With a Multi million Naira School. The President of Omega Fire Ministry Apostle Johnson Suleman surprised his wife Dr Lizzy Suleman with a multi million Naira school as a gift for her birthday yesterday 26th February 2017. Apostle Johnson Suleman also commended his wife for being a exemplary mother, loving , caring and also running his business diligently when he is away gave his wife the keys to the building which was

Audio & Lyrics: Lanre Bishop – There’s None Like You [@Lanre_Bishop] Anointed gospel music singer Lanre Bishop drops this beautiful piece titled “Kabiosi” which means “There’s none like God”. This song is an expression of intense and intimate worship to God in gratitude of his unshakable love towards us. Indeed it’s beyond fact that there can never

Homeless couple break into apartment to have sex A homeless couple has been remanded in prison custody after they broke into a vacant room to have sex. A sex-starved 35-year-old homeless man and his wife have been arrested and charged to a court in Lagos State for breaking into someone's apartment to have sex The couple, Ifeanyi and Esther Nwaogo had allegedly broken into an empty room in a house located at 18, Joe Ayinka Street in Ejigbo, a suburb of the state, to make love but luck ran out on them when the

Nigerian army arrest Chadian Boko Haram terrorists Three Chadian Boko Haram mercenaries have been arrested after they sneaked into Gombe State to carry out terror attacks. The Nigerian Army has arrested three Boko Haram terror suspects who turned out to be Chadian nationals. A Press Release by the Nigerian Army stated that troops in conjunction with operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) arrested the three Chadian terrorists who belonged to the Abu Musab al-Barnawi

Police arrest kidnappers who buried woman alive in Ebonyi The police in Ebonyi State have arrested three members of a kidnap gang that buried one of their victims alive even after collecting ransom. Three members of a kidnap gang that buried one of their female victims alive have been arrested by the Ebonyi State Police Command which also exhumed the corpse of a woman identified as Catherine Okorie Chukwu. South-South News reports that the arrested gang members were part of a six-man group that abducted the 65-year-old woman in the

Three Crowns Milk The fitness challenge The Fitness challenge is slated to commence from March 1- 30, 2017. There are certain things you are sure to see every morning in a typical busy city in Nigeria. From the chants and screams of the local bus transportation systems to the rush of people from all walks of life. The unofficial Olympic record breaking hawkers are not left out from the hustle and bustle of the early

Photos From Eric Arubayi’s Burial Ceremony Nigerian artiste, Eric Arubayi who was a gospel singer and the 3rd runner up at the maiden edition of the West African Idol died on Saturday, February, 11th 2017 at the Delta State University Teaching Hospital. His Funeral happened in Abraka, Delta state

Gospel Singer Tope Alabi Shares Her Unbelievable Grass To Grace Story! Award winning Gospel singer, Tope Alabi, has not always had it rosy even though she is blessed with one of the most powerful voices in the gospel music industry. The singer has shared her grass to grace story and it is one that will surely inspire you. In a recent chat with Punch’s Saturday Beats, Tope revealed: “I have been through thick and thin in this industry and I thank God for everything. Things have not always been rosy for me especially when it comes to gospel music. The major hindrance gospel music faces is that people do not want to help gospel musicians and this is very

Missing 12-yr-old reportedly fled home with house maid, found in Ogun Faith Ayeh who was declared missing two weeks ago reportedly fled of her own volition along with the house maid. The missing 12-year-old daughter of a Ghanaian family, Faith Ayeh, alleged to have been kidnapped by their house help, Mary, has been found. The missing child was reportedly found in Abeokuta, Ogun state, by a man who had seen the reports about Faith, Punch reports. Faith's father, Paul Ayeh, told Punch, “The man called us that he found my daughter on the road. He said he saw her picture in your (PUNCH) newspaper and he got my

Police rescue 26 persons from ‘strange mental home’ The CP, who said that the 26 victims had been taken to hospital for medical attention, said that three of them had died. The Osun Police Command said it has rescued 26 persons from what it described as ‘strange mental home’ in Iwo area of the state. The Commissioner of Police (CP), Olafimihan Adeoye, made the disclosure while briefing newsmen on Sunday in Osogbo. He said the victims were dehumanised under the guise of receiving treatment for mental illness, adding that four persons connected

Govt owes retirees N15B gratuity – NLC chairman Gital said that the state government was also making efforts to actualise the contributory pension scheme in the state. Hashimu Gital, Chairman, Bauchi State Council of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC), said that the state government owed retirees N15 billion in accumulated gratuity. Gital said this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Bauchi on Sunday. “The problem here is the accumulated gratuity

President condoles with Emir of Katsina over mother’s death President Buhari has sent his condolences to the Emir of Katsina over the death of his mother. President Muhammadu Buhari on Sunday in London originated a telephone call to condole with the Emir of Katsina, Alhaji Abdulmumini Usman, over the death of his mother, Hajia Aminatu Mai Babban Daki. In a statement issued by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi Adesina, on Sunday in Abuja, Buhari condoled with the traditional ruler, urging him to take solace in the fact that the deceased

DSS arrests ex-Gov, recover guns, many exotic cars The DSS has arrested ex-Gov of Benue State, Gabriel Suswam after guns were recovered from some exotic cars in one of his properties. Former Benue state governor, Gabriel suswam, has been arrested by the Department of State Services (DSS). It was gathered that Suswam was arrested after the DSS allegedly discovered firearms in his exotic cars. A statement issued by Tony Opuiyo for the DSS on Sunday stated that the incriminating items were discovered in cars parked at Dunes

TWO DESTINIES, ONE WAY -MATTHEW 7:13-20 KEY VERSE:"Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it" (Matthew 7:14). One of the difficulties travelers on first visit usually face is finding their way. The difficulty becomes complex if the traveler comes to a crossroads where he/she has to take a decision which way to go. At such a time, it becomes imperative to seek a guide. The same is true of every person who is a stranger in the journey of life. Two ways are before us all. One is straight and narrow which leads to eternal life; the other is broad with

OUR Daily Bread Devotional February 27, 2017- Ring of Invisibility TOPIC- Ring of Invisibility Read: John 3:16–21 Everyone who does evil hates the light. John 3:20 The Greek philosopher Plato (c. 427–c. 348 bc) found an imaginative way of shining light on the dark side of the human heart. He told the story of a shepherd who innocently discovered a golden ring that had been hidden deep in the earth. One day a great earthquake opened up an ancient mountainside tomb and revealed the ring to the shepherd. By accident he also discovered that the ring had the magical ability to enable the wearer to

TOPIC- MIRACLES AND THE GLORY OF GOD SCRIPTURE: This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him. John 2:11 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Shame cannot exist in the presence of glory. It is confirmed from the Bible that miracles are the manifestations of God’s glory. Whenever God wants to show forth His glory, He manifests signs and wonders in the lives of men. In other words, the scarcity of His glory is the reason for the shortage of miracles. Anywhere the glory is scarce, miracles are scarce. The cry for miracles will never be answered until the passion

Open Heavens Devotional 2017 Monday 27 February 2017:- Sincerity SINCERITY – Monday February 27th 2017 Memorise: In all things shewing thyself a pattern of good works: in doctrine shewing uncorruptness, gravity, sincerity. Titus 2:7 Read: 2nd Corinthians 2:14-17 (King James Version) 14 Now thanks be unto God, which always causeth us to triumph in Christ, and maketh manifest the savour of his knowledge by us in every place. 15 For we are unto God a sweet savour of Christ, in them that are saved, and in them that perish: 16 To the one we are the savour of death

TOPIC- Complete Access Read: Ephesians 3:7–13 Through faith in him we may approach God with freedom and confidence. Ephesians 3:12 A few years ago, a friend invited me to join him as a spectator at a pro golf tournament. Being a first-timer, I had no idea what to expect. When we arrived, I was surprised to receive gifts, information, and maps of the golf course. But what topped it all was that we gained access to a VIP tent behind the 18th green, where we had free food and a place

TOPIC- KEY THOUGHT FOR THE DAYS ON PRAISE SCRIPTURE: Although the fig tree shall not blossom, neither shall fruit be in the vines; the labour of the olive shall fail, and the fields shall yield no meat; the flock shall be cut off from the fold, and there shall be no herd in the stalls: Habakkuk 3:17-18. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The intensity of your spirituality is equal to the intensity of your praise. It has been confirmed that praise is the livewire of a Christian. To stop praising God is to sign for death because according to Psalm 150:6, “Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord.” There are three key thoughts on praise that

EFFICACY OF THE WORD -NEHEMIAH 8:9-18 KEY VERSE:"For all the people wept, when they heard the words of the law" (Nehemiah 8:9). Sorrow has its place in human affairs even though people detest it. In the midst of joy and pleasure, humans by nature are prone to forgetfulness and wanton actions that drive a wedge between them and God. However, when cast down, we are compelled to reflect. God’s word has a way of breaking us down. Among the Jews in our text, the word they heard from

OPEN HEAVENS - Sunday 26 February 2017- Hypocritical? HYPOCRITICAL? Sunday February 26th 2017 Memorise: But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites? Matthew 22:18 Read: Luke 11:37-44 (King James Version) 37 And as he spake, a certain Pharisee besought him to dine with him: and he went in, and sat down to meat. 38 And when the Pharisee saw it, he marvelled

Video : Eric Arubayi – The Sound Chinonso Arubayi, the wife of Late gospel music minister Eric Arubayi has released the video of her husband’s video for the song – The Sound. According to her. My husband is not dead… @ericarubayi is alive. Thanks for the show of love and support. The Sound by @ericarubayi Worship leader , soul singer and song writer Eric arubayi lives on in our hearts, and through his music. We celebrate his life and his legacy with the release of his much anticipated music video ” The Sound” directed by Frizzle’n’bizzle Films and conceptualized by Eric Arubayi. The Sound was co-written by @pitasings . It is a song that totally shows an attitude of gratitude for all God has done for us. It was produced by E-Kelly on the beat who happens to be a childhood brother and friend Under his Record Label Spirit Music, The Sound was released first in March 2016, breaking religious boundaries and capturing the hearts of many believers. The Video is sure to strike the right cor...

THE DYNAMIC MUSIC MINISTRY OF SHALOM CHURCH (CITY OF PEACE) OF ST. LOUIS INTRODUCES THEIR FIRST GENERATION CHOIR St. Louis, MO — In 2015, Dr. F. James Clark and the Shalom Church (City Of Peace) Mass Choir released their debut album SIMPLY AMAZING to a Billboard Top Gospel Album position of #3. The album also garnered Dr. Clark and his pristine choir a 2016 Stellar Award nomination for Contemporary Choir of the Year and four 2016 Rhythm of Gospel Awards for Special Event CD

VP out of the shadows with president away Since Buhari, 74, left for the British capital on January 19, 59-year-old Osinbajo has rarely been out of the newspapers or off the television news. Nigeria’s Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo seems to have been everywhere while his boss is away. He even conducted a spot check on the public toilets at Lagos international airport. The clear aim, it seems, is to give the impression of business as usual while President Muhammadu Buhari is nearly 5,000 kilometres (3,000 miles) away in London on medical leave. The government appears keen to avoid the impression of a political vacuum, as happened in 2010 when president Umaru Yar’Adua

“We have recovered billions of Naira as loots,"SFG says Babachir Lawal said the president inherited a parlous economy from the past regime of the Peoples Democratic Party PDP. Secretary to Government of the Federation, (SGF) Engr. Babachir David Lawal has said the FG has recovered billions through anti-corruption fight. Lawal made the call in Owerri on Friday, at the 5th convocation of Imo State Polytechnic, Umuaghor. Lawal said the current administration was working round the clock to fix the economy. He asked for patience on the part

3 teenage boys at risk of getting death sentence following murder, robbery charges The accused had reportedly stolen a phone worth N37, 250 from their victim before shooting him dead. Three teenage boys accused of robbing and killing a man, Nurudeen Sanni in Epe area of Lagos state are at risk of getting the death penalty for their crimes. The youngsters, who are part of a five-man gang are now facing a four-count charge bordering on conspiracy, stealing and murder, the Daily

SELF-RESTRAINT PLEASE -1 SAMUEL 18:22-30 KEY VERSE:"And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines" (1 Samuel 18:25). Offering bribes, gifts, gratifications, is a well-oiled strategy in the secular world to influence decisions, solicit assistance, curry favour and pervert the course of justice. King Saul was very adept at this strategy. He had become envious of David whose popularity had spread throughout

OUR Daily Bread Devotional February 25, 2017- Wholehearted! TOPIC- Wholehearted! Read: Numbers 13:26–32; 14:20–24 Because my servant Caleb has a different spirit and follows me wholeheartedly, I will bring him into the land he went to, and his descendants will inherit it. Numbers 14:24 Caleb was a “wholehearted” person. He and Joshua were part of a twelve-man reconnaissance team that explored the Promised Land and gave a report to Moses and the people. Caleb said, “We should go up and take possession of the land, for we can certainly do it” (Num. 13:30). But ten members

Open Heavens Devotional 2017 Saturday 25 February 2017:- Ungrateful? UNGRATEFUL? – Saturday February 25th 2017 Memorise: It is a good thing to give thanks unto the LORD, and to sing praises unto thy name, O most High: Psalm 92:1 Read: 1st Samuel 25:4-17 (King James Version) 4 And David heard in the wilderness that Nabal did shear his sheep. 5 And David sent out ten young men, and David said unto the young men, Get you up to Carmel, and go to Nabal, and greet him in my name: 6 And thus shall ye say to him that liveth in prosperity, Peace be both to thee, and peace be to thine house, and peace be unto all that thou hast. 7 And now I have heard that thou hast shearers: now thy shepherds which were with us, we hurt them not, neither was there ought missing unto them, all the while they were in Carmel. 8 Ask thy young men, and they will shew thee. Wherefore let the young men find favour in thine eyes: for we come in a good day: give, I pray thee, whatsoever cometh to thine hand u...

Music : Sophy-yah – Baba Ese Sophy-yah an Award Winning UK base gospel artist is back again with a brand new massive worship song, titled “Baba Ese”. This is a song like no other as it will quickly get you thirsty about God awesome power. It is very unlikely that you listen

Audio & Video: Mr Melky Emeka ft Mr Xplicit – Beautiful Mr Melky Emeka, a talented singer / music director drops yet another powerful, soul lifting and a thanksgiving song titled: “Beautiful” featuring Mr Xplicit. In this song, he expresses and appreciates God for making his life beautiful even in most difficult situations and making

Music: Oracool ft Pwesh B & Aiken [@ItsOracool] Oracool teams up with Pwesh B & Aiken to dish out this amazing tune titled “Getting started.” ” Because we all are at different phase in life and we may have tasted varying levels of success and failure so people choose to believe that they have seen our best, know where we are headed, or even know

Agency to hold UTME in May Oloyede, on Thursday in Abuja, said there was delay in the sales of the forms due to some logistics. Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, Registrar, Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says the 2017/2018 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) will hold in May. Oloyede, who was speaking at the 2017 Nigerian Academy of Letters Annual Lecture on Thursday in Abuja, said there was delay in the sales

Man pleads guilty to defiling 4-year-old girl Nwachukwu said since the accused had pleaded guilty to the charge the court had no choice than to sentence him. A 32-year-old man, Michael Okon, on Friday in Lagos pleaded guilty to defiling a four-year-old girl before a Surulere Chief Magistrates’ Court. “I am guilty of the offence,” he told the Chief Magistrate, Mrs Ipaye Nwachukwu. Nwachukwu said since the accused had pleaded guilty to the charge the court had no choice than to sentence

Air force jets bomb Boko Haram location at Tagoshe Mountain According to NAF spokesman, the air strike was initiated following intelligence report that the terrorists were converging at the location. Nigerian Air Force (NAF) jets on Friday, February 24, bombed Boko Haram location at Tagoshe/Mandara Mountain general area, about 10km Southwest of Gwoza in Borno State. A spokesman for the Air Force, Group Captain Ayodele Famuyiwa, announced the bombardment in

FG sacks all directors in Civil Aviation Authority It was gathered that the Minister of State for Aviation, Hadi Sirika, also directed the affected officials to immediately hand over to those next in command. The Federal Government has reportedly sacked all the directors in the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA). The removal of the officials is said to be with immediate effect. According to The Nation, the Minister of State for Aviation, Sen. Hadi Sirika, disclosed this on Friday, February

Court orders interim forfeiture of 17 vehicles found in ex-Customs boss' warehouse In His ruling, Justice S.M Shuaibu of a Federal High Court in Kaduna held that the vehicles be forfeited to FG pending conclusion of the investigation. Former comptroller General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko has forfeited the 17 vehicles recovered from his warehouse in Kaduna to the Federal Government. A Federal High Court sitting in Kaduna on Friday,

EFCC raids home of ex-chief of naval staff, 'destroys' his property (PHOTOS) It was reported that the raid team broke open a soak-away pit and the ceiling of the house but did not find anything. Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) have reportedly raided the Kogi home of former Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Usman Jibrin in Anyigba area of the State. According to a Daily Post report, the raid did not yield any result as the EFCC officials found nothing incriminating

Check out the new Mark Angel comedy skit; "My Mother" It looks like some ladies are just obsessed about proposal. Episode 102, Mark Angel comedy, my mother, is out. Watch video. Do you think ladies who are obsessed about proposal really deserve this kind of treatment?

Police sounds warning to cultists in Akwa Ibom Police commissioner, Don Awunah insisted that his command will not tolerate activities of cultists in Akwa Ibom. Akwa Ibom State Police Commissioner, Don Awunah, has sounded a note of warning to some notorious cult group, assuring them of a tough response from his men. He mentioned this on Wednesday, February

Zimbabwean teenager exposes sugar mummy who sells sperm after sex The teenager alleged that the cougar keeps stock of her sperm in a bid to sell them after sex. Trymore Chibwe, a 19-year-old teenager has exposed his sugar mummy, Memory Tete, who he accused of selling his sperm after ten rounds of sex per day. The teenager reportedly revealed explicit details of their affair after his lover dumped him for another lover who he claimed

'Senate President paid N77m into his account in 2 days when he was Governor' - Witness The witness said as of the time the money was lodged into Saraki's account, his monthly salary as governor was N254,412.25. A Code of Conduct Bureau official, Mr Samuel Madojemu, has revealed alleged suspicious lodgment Senate President Bukola Saraki made while he was Kwara State governor. Madojemu, who is the Head, Intelligence Unit of the CCB, told the Bureau that on August 12, 2007, Saraki made cash lodgment of N77m

The National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) said this in protest of the killings of Nigerians in South Africa. Nigerian students have asked South African companies, MTN, DSTV and others to leave Nigeria in 48 hours. The students, under the umbrella of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), said this in protest of the xenophobic attacks on Nigerians in South Africa. Speaking in an interview at the office of DSTV

The group had named Senate President Bukola Saraki, Speaker Yakubu Dogara, Deputy Speaker Yusuf Lasun in the scandal. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission is reportedly planning to interrogate Senator Dino Melaye over alleged theft of more than N630 million. Melaye, who is the Chairman, Senate Committee on FCT, allegedly stole the money from the Federal Capital Development

Women have been encouraged to stop corruption by starting the campaign in their homes. The General Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Worldwide's wife, Foluke Adeboye, has some advice for women. Speaking at the flag-off of Women Against Corruption (WAC) campaign in the South-West, she reminded wives and mothers

The General Overseer of Faith Assembly Prophetic Ministry Incorporated says the economic recession will be over soon, do you believe him? Prophet (Bishop) Onyeke Onyeke has made a prophetic statement concerning the economic recession in the country. According to the General Overseer of Faith Assembly Prophetic Ministry Incorporated, Nigeria's